Obscure Music History (Vol. 1)

by Scott Sandwich

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    Obscure Music History sees Scott Sandwich create dozens and dozens of alter egos of fictional musicians working throughout history, across all genres. Up until now, there was a thinly-veiled attempt to make them seem real, but with a purchase of a digital download, you not only get the music, and cover art for all of these alter egos, but also the the satisfaction of looking behind the curtain and realising all the music was created by one artist, who doesn't sleep much, but is having the time of his life. (You'll also get some bonus tracks, unavailable elsewhere!)

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A wise man once suggested that sound's echo never ends; the vibration continues in the air particles forever. Scott Sandwich proved this wise man wrong, however, and instead of searching for lost sounds of obscure bands, decided to create his own.

'Obscure Music History (Vol 1)' sees Scott Sandwich taking on personas and alter egos of dozens of bands and musicians and songwriters throughout history. From sad country singers, self-obsessed rock gods, trendy cover versions, operatic metal songs about bikes, rappers obsessed with horses, non-sensical earnest pop of the 90s, inappropriate blues singers, joyful jazz standards, and philosophers of 20th century classical music... this is a reflection of our own history. Musicians and bands with fatal flaws, fading into obscurity without even trying, leaving behind a trail of Wikipedia stubs and unanswerable trivia questions.

Is it musical comedy, or just catchy songs? Is it just absurd fun, or is it all suspiciously well-constructed pop? Perhaps it's a fragmented insight into the mind of an artist, and his anxieties with the creative process? Why do this?

... And why not?

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released May 1, 2017

All words, lyrics and cover art by Scott Sandwich
Except "Boneshaker" with lyrics by Ellie Downing, and "I Remember (Marty The Matador)" cover design by Edmund Iffland
For more information, visit obscuremusichistory.com

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Scott Sandwich Sydney, Australia

Scott Sandwich is a performer and musician, telling stories about dates, death and the apocalypse.

He envisages a world where academic approaches to poetry can live peacefully alongside horrific puns and fart jokes. Hand in hand, in fact. Perhaps even in love.
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Track Name: Tommy Hoggins - Go Go Go (Dance Dance Dance)
Happy times are somewhere over the horizon
I don't know what to do about my situation
I'm having flashbacks about the things that happened recently
What am I going to do about them?

When the going runs out of fuel just light another match
Rent out an abandoned warehouse, sit back and watch it burn
Don't worry about what they're saying
Don't worry about what games they're playing, baby
You just wanna win in the long run
That means that you know what you must do

Go Go Go
Dance Dance Dance
Jump High High High
Stoop so low
Track Name: Sonny Gilford Snr. - It's 1955 All Over Again
I go back into the ocean rockin' waves of time
Nobody's gonna stop me as I'm waving goodbye
What's this? Groovy shoes and milk bars everywhere!

It's 1955 all over again, It's 1955 all over again
Oh no, my clothes aren't in fashion and everybody's laughing!
Marilyn Monroe's alive and all I wanna do is play the blues

Maybe I'll be in the audience for the Ed Sullivan Show
Unless I have to fight a war and I die overseas
Oh no, stuck in a time warp. What's this?
Everybody's racist and the health care's a joke

It's 1955 all over again, it's 1955 all over again
Oh no, I hope I don't turn out to be my own grandfather!
There's no birth control and all I wanna do is play the blues

It's 1955 all over again, it's 1955 all over again
Oh no, I've heard all the music before!
There's no internet and all I wanna do is play the blues
Track Name: The Actives - Have You Read My Book?
Have you read my book?
Have you read between the lines?
Do you know all my dirty little lies?
The lines on my face give me away
And I need you to come a little bit closer
A little bit closer still

But now it’s over
And then I hear you
Calling me out
But now it’s over
And then I read you
Writing me out
Have you read my book?

I may not be James Joyce
My book may not exactly be Moby Dick
I’m not Harper Lee, and I didn't write the collected works of Emily Dickinson
But it is considered a masterpiece of popular cosmology
It’s called "A Brief History Of Time" wherein I discuss the Big Bang, Black Holes, and the search for a unifying theory of the universe

But now it’s over
And then I hear you
Calling me out
But now it’s over
And then I read you
Writing me out
Have you read my book?

And your hollow tooth
with your wide brimmed frames
And your wheelchair
Have you read my book?
And your hollow tooth
with your wide brimmed frames
And my distinctive computerised voice
Have you read my book?
Track Name: The Pink Smudges - Found A Dollar, Found A Dime
Found a dollar, found a dime
No money matters to me since you're mine
I could have all the money in my pocket
But I'll give it all to you in the blink of an eye

Slice of lemon, squeeze of lime
A tutti frutti or a piece of a pie
The sweetest of the sweet, you're a little ol' peach
But I wouldn't say no to a hot toddy on the beach

Monday, Tuesday, they don't mean much to me
Wednesday through to Friday is okay
Sunday, I'll be on my knees and praying
Cause on Saturday we were on a date and that's when you went all the way

I'm so happy, I'm sublime
Don't have to see you most of the time
I'll give you a call and I'll give you my all
Then I'll go away and enjoy the rest of my week
Track Name: Lenny Ziff - Is It Your Love I'm Buying?
Is it your love I'm buying?
Is it your time I'll share?
You have such delicate ways
The limb you have is the one I need

Tell me pretty lady, tell me if you might
That I'm the only one for you
At least until the end of the night

I'm stumped that you're a stump
And that is fine with me
As long as I can make up for whatever you're missing

Is it your love I'm buying?
Will you take a cheque?
Please don't call the the watchmen
Unless you'd like to watch them
Giving it to me

You can't me in your arms
But you've got inner beauty charm
And that's alright with me
As long as I get you cheap

Is it your love I'm buying?
Because this is all I have
You don't have a leg to stand on
No shoulder to cry on
No where to put my hands on
But you've got everything I need
Track Name: K.o.K - Pony Time
Zag-F:
Yeah we're starting a quest, equestrian test
The saddle don't act like a bulletproof vest
But I carry it, my chariot, medallian stallion
I'm a well-read thorough-bred, sleep in a stable shed
I'll never act humbly cause I'm a brumby
I'll tell you direct that I'm a shetland with no mumblin'
He told me if only the pony in me wasn't a little bigger
I'm a Black Beauty, no horse of a different colour call me Trigger
What for? I'm a unicorn, I'm a knight
Darker than the darkest night
I'll put up a fight and take flight like Pegasus
Or race again next year as your nemesis
Wearing you away, erosion, I'm a Trojan
cause the Greeks are bearing gifts
I'm a mare, the Phantom's Hero, and what is this?
You're a loser, I'm an equuis apalooza

These boots were made for walking
But my hooves were built to run
Whip slash, whip crack, clip clop, don't stop
Gotta be number one, it's pony time

MC Zygote:
Here we are with the smoking gun
Gates open and we're having some fun, forward run
Years of training running loose around the track
Smackback, now we're on the attack, crack
None of the four to the floor cause less is more
When you're ready to soar, centaur
Odds against you but what for?
One horse power gonna tower above and before the bullet hits
It's best from the West when the sun sets
Cause you're placing your bets with less light and that's a true test
You try, your last trimester, trifecta
I'll raise you three halves, breeding calves
The grass is always greener, meaner
You shoulda seen her
The home stretch was a stretch but now it has run its course
Of course I cuss cause I don't wanna pause
... Shit

These boots were made for walking
But my hooves were built to run
Whip slash, whip crack, clip clop, don't stop
Gotta be number one, it's pony time

Can all the Triggers in the house say Hi Ho Silver?

DJ Kataztrovik:
We run to the end over steeples around the bend
I fall unstable, like the grandad from Anne of Green Gables
Unable, no mendin' or pretending
The jockey's on you cause now I'm the one with the gun
Pointing at your head after breaking your leg Mr Ed
It's a photo finish but I'm in it to win it
No scratch is gonna change my gate
You can't domesticate this equidae
Canter tomorrow or yesterday
I'm a foal, my goal is to trot to the end of the race
Greener pastures and a better place
Kentucky Derby Fried Chicken instead of cotton picking
You listening boy?
It's over for Boxer, Miller and Clover
The letter Z stands for J unless the horse is a philly
Don't be silly, oh really?
The track is flat with no hillies, Billy
Will he Willie? Or shall we pack the guillotine because
You're nothing until you finally win

These boots were made for walking
But my hooves were built to run
Whip slash, whip crack, clip clop, don't stop
Gotta be number one, it's pony time
Track Name: The Swooning - Boneshaker
Some say it was Gian Giacomo Caprotti
Others claim Karl von Drais
But I say I don’t care
As long as there are pedals in the race

The Beast Is Unleashed...

Pedestrian curricle was tried for a bit
And so was dandy horse
But none of it matters
Because the boneshaker is the best force

Draisine or velocipede
Draisine or velocipede
Still a bike to get your mead
Draisine or velocipede

John Kemp Starley was lame
And change it to ‘safety’ in 1885
But I rather the penny
It’s big wheel making me live

Draisine or velocipede
Draisine or velocipede
Still a bike to get your mead
Draisine or velocipede

Hallelujah!

Draisine or velocipede
Draisine or velocipede
Draisine or velocipede
Velocipede but call it by its proper name

BONESHAKER
BONESHAKER
BIG BACK
IRON WHEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE RIDE
PEDALLING TO YOUR DEATH
BONESHAKER
Track Name: Jesse Brooks - Sexually Ambiguous Person
Save your time running around
Oh, what is up and what is down?
Nothing is binary any more
We’re not computers, we’re not just 1s and 0s, don’t you know

You’re a sexually ambiguous person
But it doesn’t define you
Sexually ambiguous person

I’m not going to make assumptions about your gender
I’m not going to force you to assert your orientation
I’m not going to be the one to put you in a box
Also there are some other things about you I’d like to talk to you about

Maybe you’re a great lacrosse player?
Perhaps you can read minds?
What I’m trying to say is you don’t have to be forced into a stereotype set by society because you’re your own person, don't you know?

You’re a sexually ambiguous person
Yet it doesn’t define you
Sexually ambiguous person
We’re all different and that’s totally cool

Sexually ambiguous person
Yet it doesn’t it define you
Sexually ambiguous person
Your identity is not your gender!

Sexually ambiguous person
Being intersex is not a choice
Sexually ambiguous
Let’s increase the representation and understanding of intersex in society!

We’re all sexually ambiguous people
Gender isn’t black or white
We’re sexually ambiguous people
I can’t believe this is really an issue actually

Use the toilet which you feel most comfortable using
It’s actually not that hard to refer to someone as a "they", rather than a “he” or “she”
It’s just a simple semantic semantic tweak that you can incorporate immediately into your daily life

Sexually ambiguous people
(repeat until end)
Track Name: Monster Bait - The Fart Earthquake
Would you take a little dance with me?
You know all the moves
Step 1: The Old Fashioned Clench
Where you try to swallow it back up
It's only a basic first line of offense, but when it works it works
But it's gonna be much worse

Step 2: Take Off The School Jumper And Sit On It
Complain of being uncomfortable
For extra support wedge a sleeve or other cluster between your cheeks
May cause an irritable sitting position
But you can't argue with effective results

This is a career move that I don't need to make
This is a long bus ride I can't afford to take
This is a large enough note, too big to break
This is how it's done, this is the Friend Earthquake

(Hey, ho, sometimes you just gotta go)

Step 3: Raise Your Hand And Ask To Go To The Toilet
This normally works but Mrs Glabratt's in a bad mood today
"No one like a smart alec," she says, "No one likes a clown."
So not today

This is a career move that I don't need to make
This is a long bus ride I can't afford to take
This is a large enough note, too big to break
This is how it's done, this is the French Earthquake

Step 4: ... Uh oh, there actually is no step 4
Well, Step 4 was Repeat Steps 1 through 3
And when all else fails, there's always Step 5
Step 5: LET HER RIP!

This is a career move that I don't need to make
This is a long bus ride I can't afford to take
This is a large enough note, too big to break
This is how it's done, this is the Fart Earthquake
Track Name: Unifier - Phoebe
Oh Phoebe, where may ye be?
With your brownish green and/or blue eyes
Your poise was appropriate for your height
And both your knees below your thighs

Let us continue our conversation one day
The one about how I ordered a parrot fish
Then you wrote it down
And forced some guy to make it for me

I just flopped it out
And you, a clue without
You took it and just walked away from me

I didn't want dessert
And you, obviously hurt, brought me the bill
I got up in your grill and still
You previously fed me my fill
That's totally ill

I just flopped it out
And you, a clue without
You took it and just walked away from me
Track Name: Joshua Phoenix - Then You Called My Name
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed again and fell out the window
I poured my milk on my cereal, but - oh no! - It's sour cream
I lost my wallet, lost my bag, my laptop didn't work
I checked by bank account balance but I probably shouldn't have done that
But then I heard you call my name

We went to the movies but they were out of popcorn
So we went to the corner store and they were out of popcorn too
The movie wasn't great but I can forgo taste as long as there are explosions
And then we watched the figure skating
But then I heard you call my name

Let the sunset fade as we face the other way
Because we don't want this really great day to end
But sometimes it's gotta end

And then I told you everything
And then you told me that you hated me
And then you left to go back home
And then I stood in the ran
And then I got a burrito
And I love burritos
And I ate that burrito
And it was pretty great

Let the sunset fade as we face the other way
Because we don't want this really great day to end
But sometimes it's gotta end
Track Name: The Pink Smudges - Lay, Lie, Which, That
You made a mistake and I didn't say a word
But I'm back with a list of things that you commonly do incorrectly

We were together for oh so very long
The world was at our feet, and we had everything
Sure, I made a few mistakes, and gambled away our love
I have news for you: you aren't little miss perfect either
You can't spell, you can't write
I should have known that things would not turn out all right

You wrote me that letter pouring out your soul
And you hadn't placed any apostrophes when dealing with ownership and proper nouns
Which, by the way, need capital letters
And if you wanted more
You wrote that "we look back to the past in hindsight to things that had previously happened before"
You can't write, you can't speak
My tolerance has reached its peak
Things will not turn out all right

You don't know the difference between lay and lie, which and that, who and whom, may and might
Sometimes you said "he and me" not "he and I"
Getting words right (and semicolons)
Did you mean "affect" or "effect"?
Did you mean "farther" or "further"?
"Brang" is not a word, and neither is "youse guys"
Sometimes you said "infer" when you should have said "imply"
... And that's another thing! It's "should have", not "should of"
Remember that time when you said that you literally had had a heart attack and died?
You just need to learn these things
Your verbs, your nouns, words, the basic rules of punctuation and your grammar
Just the order of the letters of the alphabet would be helpful overall
You still think "alot" is one word... and I don't think I can be with someone who thinks that
We have had some good times though
When words were not involved...
Track Name: Subtle Sam - Hey, How Are You?
I say "Hey, how are you?"
You're a mighty fine girl, yes you are
You make me smile because you're such a dang friend of mine
And if you say "Hey, how are you?"
I'll smile and I'll wave
Because we're friends and that's the way it is
The way it'll be until the end

You say "Let's go out walking
Way out past the trees in the sun"
I'll gladly walk alongside you
And take your hand in mine
Because we're friends and that's what friends do
And there ain't no other way
When I say "Hey, how are you?"
You say "Good" and I say "That's great"

And if something should happen
Like a tingle way down below
We know that doesn't mean anything
That's just the way things go

Howdy, little missy
It's a mighty fine day for a talk
Let's be friends, let's do it together
When we're together, no matter what the weather
We'll always be okay
When I say "Hey, how are you?"
You say "Good" and I say "That's great"
Track Name: Subtle Sam - Ever After Happily
My clock has stopped but I keep on ticking
I see your face, but I keep on wishing
Even if it ain't ever gonna be
Ever after happily

My time is up, I'm on the way down
See the water below, guess I won't be around
My mother always said, "Only the lonely die sad"
Ever after happily

When I was young the world was for me
But now I know it's only for them
The girl next door and for the man she's with
Ever after happily

My engine stalled at the old crossroads
I was meant to go on, but now I won't
Tell my friends, tell my friends goodbye
Ever after happily
Track Name: Colin Brackenbury - Catatonia
A numbing dullness spreads behind eyes
And fungal peculiars coat nerves
This piss stained grime
Of forced rhymes
Dance over low thudded ear blood
We're all mud
Stepped on, traded upon
Shat on, poured fat on
Catatonia

Rats walk in time with you
Or pigs
Their digits clip sidewalk, their nightsticks spread darkness
Don't look them in the eye
For who has trained this wide-lined short-sighted passer by?
Other swine
The bass line, trumpet blowing cat bile
Catatonia

Fleet flustered wick pedlars earn more respect
Than any tritone blasting gut puncher
With a swarthy horde of offbeat drum munchers
Sticks of dynamite in hands of blistered fist misfit twist passers
As one dribbles collected spit like their juice was used wax
One finger to their forehead as a long distance snipe runner aims lower
'Tween ribs to hit heart-stopping perfection, and out the other end then
Stop swing bringers in their tracks mid-track
Bring it back to fap laps in top hats on penny farthing angle chump rump ramps
When midget orgy caused that dream of team pounding
A resounding unsound of the bell for the next round
We all count to ten and it all comes out in the end
So poop in another corner that you attend
On the mend, pretend you haven't been sent that memo of the increased rent, gents
Catatonia

Stick that fist in the air and breathe silently for all they care
Pour split punch bereavement into a can of whoop ass, point and stare
At all those who differ from you
At your misses and then at you
You wretched poorly punt cutter
Born and bred from several mothers
Living in a trailer owned by another other
Suckle that udder you pirate of bladder principals
You fester in despair and do laps in porcelain
Printing mint counterfeit lint and entering circulation
So vain, she licks your thigh and she sighs and says
If only you were bigger
You snigger "I'm not Roy Rogers, I'm half an inch off Trigger
Riding Friday on my day off and by the way you smell off"
And that's where you stem from
On that horse you rode in on
Cause kay oh kay to one day
Sell half a million in pony hearsay
Returned shortly after
Packed to the rafters
Catatonia
Track Name: Kenny & Richards - I Remember (Marty The Matador)
Old Marty:
It isn't fair
Why do I do this to myself
Why did I even get into this game in the first place?
Bullfighting, it's just rubbish
Just a waste of time, just a waste of me
And nobody, in me, has faith

Why did I become a bullfighter when it's only mess and pain?
Why must I enter the ring again and again?
People only tease you, their words wearing me thin
I only kill the bulls because I need their thick skin
Their behind hide is what I hide behind
When nobody, in me, has faith

Young Marty:
When I am an older man I will be much happier (who's that?)
I will be the greatest of them all (I know that voice)
I'll look everyone in the eye and they'll know why
I'll be the greatest matador in the land (hey, that's me)

Hey mister! What are you doing in my mirror?

Old Marty:
Your mirror, this is my mirror! That must be my younger self
I remember that age, things were so different
I remember fields of flowers running through my hands
I remember green grass as far as I could see
The sun on my face, the wind ruffling leaves
And everyone in me had faith

Young Marty:
But mister, you've got it all wrong, don't you remember?
I am 8 years old, but nobody listens to me (He's just a kid!)
I'm ready for greatness but nobody wants to risk it (it's dangerous!)
They all say I'm crazy, that I should give up all my dreams now (no don't!)
The only thing that makes me happy (yes?)
The only thing that makes it all worthwhile (what was it?)
Is that I trust and I appreciate all cows

Old Marty:
No, you've got it all wrong
They'll just laugh behind your back
Then when you're ten, they'll maul and kill our dad

Young Marty:
Hey mister, you sure say some funny things
They haven't killed our dad (not yet they haven't)
Well that may be so but I'm sure it was an accident
Maybe my argument can per-suade you!

The cows will always be there, even when you're not
They'll listen to your stories and make you laugh a lot
There's always something fun to do
When you're surrounded by those that moo

They're the only thing that made you happy when you were down in the dumps, remember? (No)

Remember when they helped you (no)
Remember when they gave you shelter (maybe)
Remember when you rode their hide (yeah)
And they cuddled you at night
Remember when they helped you find your way when you were lost in that storm that terrible night

Old Marty:
I remember the joy that cows gave me
I remember when they were my only guiding stars
I remember when we would play for hours and hours
I remember (he remembers!)

(Do you remember the bovine?)
I do, and I remember becoming a bullfighter

Together:
I remember everyone laughing except for bovine kind, who were the only ones who cheered me on

Young Marty:
That's it, you're getting it now
Remember I'll always be there for you
With a smile on my face and a leather satchel on my waist
Bye!

Old Marty:
I remember cows were the only ones who, in me, had faith
Track Name: The Actives - It Sucks To Be Peter Best
Oh it sucks to be Peter Best
Fifth wheel of a four wheel band
Left in the boot for a rainy day
But it never rained
When the vehicle needed to be packed
The spare tire was the first to go
Replaced by Ringo
The final full stop on the Wikipedia stub of my life
Until I edit it myself

Here I am, as good as I ever was
I'm the Best of the Beatles, as good as I'll ever be

Oh it sucks to be Peter Best
All you need is love
But you also need talent
I get by with a little help from my friends
But even my friends think I'm a joke

Here I am, as good as I ever was
I'm the Best of the Beatles, as good as I'll ever be

I'll never escape this punchline
No matter how hard I play
The entirety of my career can be summed up by a crotchet rest
Oh, it sucks to be Peter Best
If I wrote an autobiography not even I would read it
Track Name: Roger Gluible - One Less Shadow
Right thing to tell you want to be necessary to me all I wanna do is tune them out I was down would you be my girl to the music of the pack but I know what them other girls is at cuz I get a slow jam this time and living with nothing but now that's over let me hold on to brighten up every day and every time I guess it's safe to say baby we are not alone and I'm didn't have you in my love and girl I gotta hang it up to my heart will be I just wanna kiss yo' face remember when they don't know what you like cuz
I wanna be down for when I'm with you and you are I'm not tryin' unlock the door

One Less Shadow
Overhead, on the ground
One less Shadow
To tell me that the sun is out

Whispering on the floor my song wanna party all night I'll be blowin' kisses and she said that he said he made his way to do what I listen to it's what my heart our love the way you move show me love I'm checkin' for ya, girl you're right on time angel of mine I want what you wanna be down for cuz when I'm with you I don't wanna leave so we can make things right cause when you're with it we can swing I'm ready and I'm willing show what you wanna do should you show me what to do you should know that's why...

One Less Shadow
Overhead, on the ground
One less Shadow
Tell me that the sun is out

Girl I know you got twelve and I got four
That's 16 together baby and we don't know what square numbers are for, do you? Do we?
But me and you stand right there where a hole should dig faking it stuck on a lonely drink I can breathe out now I ain't so far down, no

One Less Shadow
Overhead, on the ground, underneath the lost and found
One less Shadow
Tell me that the sun is out
Track Name: Rufus Grave - No Alms For No Arms
Follow me down an alleyway
Enter the den of a whiskey filled dream with cream
I'll hoist up a flag and throw it in the trash
Politely whisper something to the barmaid
No alms for no arms

You are the drum kit of the city
Giving rhythm to the pavements
And you sprout through the cracks
Where you lick the soles of the business suit shoes
But don't expect me to pay you for that

And you talk about your problems
And you tell me about your diseases
You hold your signs up
And bleed for my pleasing monetary reasons
No alms for no arms

I am a skeleton without a bone to pick
I am a child without an ice cream to lick
I find enjoyment through unfulfilled contentment
And I criticise your connection to my thriving resentment
No alms for no arms
Track Name: Subtle Sam - Finger
Take your finger and put it on my ***
It's a cold night, so don't forget my ***
Do a *** on my face, and *** the darker ***
Oh the *** in the *** will *** your mouth

Feel my *** and don't *** *** your *** ***
By some *** of the *** and all comes true
Should you *** something that's ***
Or just *** a piece of ***
Oh I *** my *** your *** when you jump

***

When you *** finger *** *** the *** *** *** ***
It's a *** *** *** custard over my *** ***
Then just *** *** and *** my ***
Or *** my *** so that *** ***
The *** *** my *** *** ***
Track Name: Midnight Jenkins - The Dirty Rag Rag
Come on girls, let's do the dirty rag rag
Come on girlies, it really can't be that bad
You say you're totally clean
But that's not what I need
Come on girls, let's do the dirty rag rag

Come on ladies, The Shining is on your floor
Come on honeys, you're riding the cotton horse
You say you've got not flow
Then I'm just about ready to go
Come on ladies, let's do the dirty rag rag

Hey no honey, you're a woman now
Hey hey Carrie, taking you to the prom
You say it'll be over soon
But that don't make me swoon
Come on girls, let's do the dirty rag rag

Hey now ladies, you say that it's a curse
Hey now ladies, I say it could be worse
You're ordering L'Omelette Rouge
Tears of a disappointed uterus
Come on ladies, let's do the dirty rag rag
Track Name: Jo Malone - Virtues Can't Save You Now
**unintelligible**
Oh those virtues can't save you now
Track Name: Josh Cameline - Ever After Happily (Redux)
My clock has stopped but I keep on ticking
I see your face, but I keep on wishing
Even if it ain't ever gonna be
Ever after happily

My time is up, I'm on the way down
See the water below, guess I won't be around
My mother always said, "Only the lonely die sad"
Ever after happily

When I was young the world was for me
But now I know it's only for them
For the girl next door and for the man she's with
Ever after happily

My engine stalled at the old crossroads
I was meant to go on, but now I won't
Tell my friends, tell my friends goodbye
Ever after happily
Track Name: Mickey Hickson - Everything's Gonna Be Alright
And if on long car rides, the window's down
The sun gets in your eyes, the road veers to the right
And if, when swimming, your eyes sting
When salt water gets in your eyes
And if our curtains set alight with the flame of passion
We normally can't ignite
And if our peers turn a blind eye to any injustices
That we may spy on the side, just say...

Everything's gonna be alright
It's gonna be fine
Everything's gonna be alright
Just give it time

And if left alone in the rain under lamp light shade
And if clouds sigh and dip in time with dripping marmalade
And when the sun sets in the East and we all have to say goodbye to those we could never leave
And when horseman ride one more time we got one last chance to scream the biggest lie

Everything's gonna be alright...

When the bombs blow overseas
And children get disease
War, death and poverty
Just remember everything's gonna be alright
Just give it time

Everything's gonna be alright...
Track Name: The Actives - Something Something
In every little way
In everything you say
On every single day
Something something me away

I was walking something round and round
Something something upside down
And if the something is ever in town
Then we'll go underground

We walk in straight lines around the bend
Hmmm hmmm hmm hmm

Something something in time
Something far behind
Something sublime
Will you be something?

We walk in straight lines around the bend
Hmmm hmmm hmm hmm
Track Name: Blood Anus - Adamantium Cage (Blood Anus Edition) (bonus track)
It's you my darling, my lovely, my bub
My only phoenix, set alight my skin
Engulf me in your flame, I'll gladly burn
My body may heal, but my heart bleeds on

I see you in Summer's spell, all seeing eye
Mutated, faded, uncanny while I
Grope for your touch, and turn these claws of mine
To face inwards, peel my innards to twine

Read my mind, take my beast, rip me in two
I'm the best there is at what I do
And what I do is yearn, ache and scream for you

Oh cruelest fate! My heart is yours to take
but these ribs protect me and can never break
Captive forever, adamantium cage